Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.”
[gay wizard laughter]
Real Friends don’t let their friends masturbate with a carrot
Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
god i wanna cuddle someone so fucking much right now sigh
"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"
at this time last year
i was a mess and i feel
like a mess again
A messy haiku - jw (via c-isnenegro)
Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.
what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts
“wow I sure had a thing for boats”
this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg
It’s officially gone too far now.
Reasons why October is the best month:
- Cold but dry weather
- Everything is pretty colours
- Pumpkin pie
- Pumpkin coffee
- Everything being made to look spooky
- Horror movies on TV all the time
- Jumper weather
- Dressing up as scary things
- Hot drinks
- Lots of sweets
The smell of dying leaves
If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus